Hair, begone.

Well, the time hath dawned upon myself again to rid my scalp of these curls.

Worlds Greatest Shave 2009 starts on March 12. On which day I shall Shave my head to a mullet.

On day 2, the 13th of March, I shall shave a lot more off. Reducing my hair to a Top Knot.

On day 3, the 14th of March, I will shear the last of it off!

Donate, my bitches.

Kipple

"Kipple is useless objects, like junk mail or match folders after you use the last match or gum wrappers or yesterday's homeopape. When nobody's around, kipple reproduces itself ... the entire universe is moving towards a final state of total, absolute kipple-ization."

—Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?